if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
In Australia, we don’t say “I love you” we say “kangaroo steve irwin crocodile didgeridoo” which roughly translates to “you can have one of my tim-tams” and I think that’s so beautiful.
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
2 life vests left on the titanic
this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- heck
- heckaroo
- frick frop
- nincompoop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- dangan ronpa
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
