milktree:

you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

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unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

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boy: what cup size are u
me: world
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baby: d-d-d..
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: D I C K S Q U A D
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hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?
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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

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unnf:

theslowpokewell:

does anyone have the original pic?

unnf:

theslowpokewell:

does anyone have the original pic?

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